How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
my god I love twenty year old dicks
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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