The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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