Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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