so that wasnt chicken after all
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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