Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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