Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
