I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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