shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's rum buckets o'clock
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
