nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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