Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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