Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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