Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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