She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i've created a new STD.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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