Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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