There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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