it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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