well you can't waste a boner
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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