So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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