Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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