Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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