is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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