420 ftw
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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