too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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