am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
God, I missed his penis.
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