Me too!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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