Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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