Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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