Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
This house was built for laser tag.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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