I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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