around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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