Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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