Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
should my penis look like a turkey
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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