Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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