don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I party with great urgency now.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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