U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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