Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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