My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Randomize
