do herpes really smell.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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