Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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