Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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