five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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