i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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