Your tits are I can't wait for
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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