He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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