tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
is wine microwaveable?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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