Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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