Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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