I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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