Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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