I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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