I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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