Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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