Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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