The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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