When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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