my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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