There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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