he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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