I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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